According to her lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, Michelle Obama has filed for divorce on the grounds of infidelity. Shortly after reports came out of her husband’s affair, Mrs. Obama took Sasha and left DC to go stay in the family mansion in Chicago. When she saw the picture of the woman who was about to ruin her marriage and bring her husband’s third child into the world, she immediately called for backup.
“Michelle is very distraught. She’s concerned about the legacy her husband is destroying along with their marriage. The American people alresady had a great distrust for the family, now she’s worried she’ll never get her chance to run for office. He took all of that away and we’ll have to make sure he pays for it.”
You can’t really blame her. The girl is very young and will require much of his attention. There’s no date yet, but estimates say she is 6-7 weeks pregnant.